Best Print Ever

The Wife recently posted this on her blog:

"This print is so incredibly awesome, it makes my heart race and my head light every time I look at it... and there's so much to look at! It's part of a limited edition set of 50, and I want one so bad it makes my teeth hurt... "

Of course I bought it for her. She's going to put it in Chuy's room with the other awesome prints we have from BERKLEY ILLUSTRATION!

Check 'em out and add a touch of class to your child's room...or one of your rooms.

Dawn Of The Dead

Today, The Wife and I are off to Ikea to buy furniture for Chuy's new room.

Like most husbands, I absolutely dread the trip to Ikea...I really don't mind shopping...it's the other shoppers I hate.

I know I'm not alone here, but I really can't stress how much these mindless consumers bug the shit out of me. These slow shambling creatures make my hands itch and my brain break out into a cold sweat...

I find myself daydreaming of various high powered rifles or even a handy machete to help me and my pregnant wife get through the damn maze of the undead and the flat-pack designed furniture (at affordable prices) like a modern day Stephen and Francine.

But, alas, I am armed with nothing....and I am forced to bob and weave, defenseless, through the drooling, Swede-obsessed living dead, on my quest to buy a fucking crib and some shelving.


And once the horror of shopping is done I get the pleasure of assembling our new purchases.

Thankfully, Ikea provides easy, breezy, wordless instructions:

Green Can Be A Problem

We've started painting Chuy's room this weekend...I'll let Ken Nordine tell you how it's going so far: